Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Will it be the Summer Of The Zombies

 I got 20 things ready to list last night and started to practice but because the practice is after *everything* else I got sleepy, read another chapter in the book "Angry White Pyjamas" and went to sleep. Off and on, I slept until about 4:30. 

I checked Reddit and found this: https://www.reddit.com/r/SanJose/comments/13vu053/is_the_homeless_problem_getting_better/ when I was out yesterday it was just zombies everywhere. Governor Newsom, if he can come up with a practical model for "rehabilitation" camps for zombies, which he's talked about, will be able to ride that all the way to the Presidency and it will be about time, having someone competent in charge. 

Like the writers in that Reddit discussion, I've stayed off the bike trails since the pandemic started. Let the zombies cannibalize each other, I'll stay on the streets thanks. As it is, I might stop visiting the Target on Coleman and go to the one in Sunnyvale instead. I only go there for a few things. 

At one point today/tonight there were two different dogs (a pit bull and another larger dog of indeterminate breed) in the parking lot and I had three zombies right outside the shop here mumbling and grumbling about something, I think something wrong with their Zombicar(tm) AKA the clapped out piece of shit two of them were driving (the other zombie, with the pit bull, was on a bike). 

I have to watch out carefully to make sure it's safe to go in or out of here I guess, and may have to vary my routes in and out. It's the temperature; the speed of chemical reactions doubled for every 10C rise in temperature and this will make zombies more active. 

 


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