Yesterday I packed three large capacitors, in two boxes (one box for the biggest and one for the other two) and was just headed out the door, with the boxes on the bike trailer, when my phone rang. Because of course, no matter what time I left, Ken would call right when I'm involved in something, anything.
I told him I'm just headed out with a $1000 order going to FedEx, give me half an hour. I dashed over to FedEx and dropped the boxes off, and only stopped at a couple places for a few boxes that I was going *right* past anyway.
I got back here and Ken was sitting in the near-dark, because he only knew how to turn on the light switch right by the door, turning on the overhead light, which has 4 long bulbs, only one of which, the one Ken's fussed over the most, lights very dimly. He's not smart enough to turn on the other two lights, which illuminate this place quite nicely, and now I did this.
I joked about how a "Real American" will shut off the power and sit in the dark just so the "lib'ruls" will have to too, and I closed the place up, made sure Ken hadn't left anything important in here, and we were off.
Ken had wanted to rent the longest trailer Dahl's has, but could only get a shorter one. This would turn out to be a very good thing. We went over to the old storage and started in one the smaller of the two units. It ended up being very bad. Just hard. We got a good trailer load loaded up and Ken decided it would be just fine to put this big plastic rolling rack on top without tying it down.
I said we ought to just stay on surface streets, just poop along and it'll be fine. I knew the new storage place is on Montague, and was thinking it was directly North of us, a not-too-bad ride on the bike and an easy little drive.
Ken jumped right on the freeway and gassed it. I said to take it easy and sure enough, the plastic rack flew off. Ken was like, "Oops, better back up!" and did so energetically. "Don't get crossed up with your trailer - " "BANG!!" Ken had indeed done so and the trailer had folded back around and hit us. Ken then, at least, stopped.
I said to put the hazards on and we got out and I ran back to where the rack was, halfway into the rightmost lane and making people slow down to go around. My back might be shit but my aerobic health is quite good, and I was able to run up there and got it out of the flow of traffic.
Ken ambled up and we picked up the broken-off pieces and he rolled it along as we walked back to the truck. I was all for leaving it there, other than that the base has some pretty good wheels on it. We threw it back on top of the load and at least in its broken state it caught the air less as Ken got back to driving, at normal speed, to the new place.
Which turned out to be on Mantague Expressway all right, but 'way East well past the Milpitas transit center, and I told Ken that realistically I'm not going to ever make it over there on my bike. So he'll have to pull out things he wants me to take apart or list on Ebay, on his own.
At least the new storage space can be driven right up to, and is huge and is only costing Ken $300 a month where the old place is over $600 for the two spaces. Moving the stuff is just plain hard though. It was continual slapstick comedy. Ken and I went off in search of a rolling cart at the new place and Ken found one while I only found them locked behind an out-of-order door, and Ken and I had to take breathers pretty often. Especially ken, who was literally getting out of breath.
It was around this time that I saw that the trailer had come right around on Ken's side and put a big dent on the side of his truck. He's going to have a fun time explaining that to Suzy! We got down to the last several really heavy things and realized we didn't have our hand truck with us. It was at the old place.
So we closed up and headed back to the old place, with Ken missing turn-off after turn-off and generally getting lost, but we eventually got there and got the hand truck and some more lighter stuff.
It bears mentioning here that Ken refuses to spend $10 on another storage unit lock, so he's leaving the one unit that we've been moving things out of, unlocked. Things will *probably* be OK.
We went back to the new place and with the hand truck we were able to move the heavy things in but it was, like everything else, hard. Ken fell down at one point and at least rolled instead of bracing himself (he broke his arm bracing himself some years ago). After Ken had rested a bit we got the last two things in, and had had enough. We agreed that we knew this would be bad, but not this bad. "I'll have to hire someone", Ken said.
Through all this I was able to fill him in on our new neighbors, the same cleaning company we have on the other side, and my plans to not leave home for Hawaii until mid-2027, and things like that.
We finished the night by going to Denny's, since there's not much of anything else in this boring town. Ken "entertained" me by talking his endless stream of technical stuff, and I did my best to look intrigued.
The truth is, as I told him confidentially as he'll forget anyway, is that working for him at $20k a year and the office to live in, works because otherwise I'd need to make about $50k a year and there are no jobs like that in this area. That at least I'm saving money, and while there are alternatives in this area like renting one of the small offices I know of in Japantown and living in there as people do, I'd rather put that effort into getting settled in, back in Hawaii. So that my plan is to keep working for him until September of 2027, and if something happened in the meantime, to just stay in a local hotel for a couple of weeks while I arrange my plane tickets and sell off stuff, and leave.
(Things that could happen include something happening health-wise or car accident etc., with Ken or his wife, as by far the most probable things, although Ken thinks I'm planning for Putin to do something awful. Nope. Not Putin. Realistically, as Ken Mr. Magoo's his way through life or his wife, Suzy, continues in her efforts to become wider than she is tall, and car accident, household accident, or health incident, will re-arrange things. If it weren't for Suzy, Ken would probably have his house solidly impacted with junk and be sleeping in an old van in front of the place. She controls his hoarding to a great extent. So without Suzy to manage him, he falls apart.)
After Denny's Ken took me back here and I got some things selected to list, but decided to just take it easy for the night. I went to bed on the dot at 1AM but I swear I was awake until well after 2AM, so if the illegal night club was going to act up, I'd have heard it but there really wasn't anything.
I woke up at 10:30 which is consistent with being up until 2:30 which is probably about right.